Mental Health Update

A refrigerator that tells you whether your beef has mad cow disease? Not the first feature I'd be looking for, but nice fantasy here.

Next, we need a database of everything ever made for all time. When archeologists thousands of centuries from now uncover the remains of a cow, I want them to know the name of the cow and who owned it. This wiki database will be publicly readable, modifiable, and monitored. Your refrigerator will be able to access it over the Internet. When the cow is discovered to have died from Mad Cow disease, your refrigerator will be notified.

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